On a Friday, I strolled through a bar district bustling with office workers after work. My goal? Obviously, to find a girl to hook up with. After browsing the bars from outside, I finally found a girl at the fifth bar, a bar where the kimono looked like it was full of sluts! She had short hair, a demure, clean look, just my style, so I couldn't let this one slip away. I sat down next to her and started chatting, and she was surprisingly friendly. I asked her if we wanted to go to another bar, and she replied, "Only if you pay." At this point, my chances were 90% over. My second stop was a darts bar. Why a darts bar? Because it's noisy, of course. When it's noisy, people can't hear each other, so they naturally become more intimate. And, most importantly, if you stay in a noisy place for too long, you start to crave quiet. A quiet place... a hotel, of course, lol. I know I say it myself, but laying the groundwork like this is what a top-notch pickup artist does. As time went on and we drank more, she gradually became more open, so I said the devil's catchphrase: "Let's go somewhere quiet." Check out the video to see her in her masochistic state. See you next time.