#PitaPantsGirl I hate housework, so today I ordered a housekeeping service for the first time, but the housekeeper I was told was… “My name is Aki. Today’s trial session is for one hour…” The housekeeper arrived in an apron, looked like she’d be efficient and had incredibly large breasts. I immediately asked her to wipe down the kitchen. “You’re pretty clean for a man living alone,” she said, wiping it down carefully…